19 June 2010
1. இது எனக்கு Mail-ல வந்தது..
இதை பல பேர் ஏற்கனவே
படிச்சி இருக்கலாம்.. இதை
படிக்காத சில பேருக்காக இப்போ ..
2. இந்த Mr.X - நான் இல்லப்பா..
Mr.X runs a college which is reputed for
its student placements,discipline and good facilities.
# Mr.X @ the ground :
All of you stand in a straight circle...
The girl with the mirror please comes her…
( Means: girl with specs please come here ).
# Mr.X to a boy, angrily :
I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk..?
# Mr.X while punishing students :
You, rotate the ground four times…!!
You, go and understand the tree…!!
You three of you stand together separately...!!
Both of u three get out of the class...!!
Why are you late.. - say YES or NO …..(?)
# Mr.X @ his best inside the Class room :
Open the doors of the window.,
Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves.,
I will take the bigger half.
Shhh…, Quiet boys…,
the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You, meet me behind the class..
(Meaning AFTER the class..)
Girl Girl talk.., Boy Boy talk., But no Boy Girl talk..
Take 5 cm wire of any length….
# Mr.X @ college day :
“ This college strict u the worry no ….
U get good marks, I the happy.,
tomorrow u get good job, Mr.X the happy,
tomorrow u marry I the enjoy”
# Mr.X @ Fresh years day :
No ragging this college..,
Anybody rag we arrest the police..(?)
# Mr.X about his family :
I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)
# Mr.X @ his Best :
Mr.X had once gone to a film with his wife.
By chance, he happened to see one of his Student
at the theatre, though the boy did not see them.
So the next day @ College (to that boy)..
“ Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE
@ the Cinema Theatre.. (?!) ”